Dec 2, 2011

what the actual fuck

so i found out today that since i’m doing all my courses online next semester, I don’t qualify for student loans.  and tonight I was talking to this bro I know, but don’t talk to very often, and mentioned it.  and out of nowhere he’s like ok, how much is it, i’ll pay for it.  WHAT

….WHAT.

I’m so confused.  First, I thought that if someone ever offered me like 4k I’d be like, cool thanks the end.  But, turns out I have …morals? Or something?  And also I don’t want to feel like a hooker, I guess, even though it’s not like I’ve ever slept with him, or would ever.  But still.  what.