December 2011
17 posts
avicii is the new guetta and levels is the new sexy bitch
just stop ok.
sorry, excuse me for a minute I just need to watch a quick video of a guy that my bff went on a date with this weekend.
god it must be so embarrassing to go on a date with a girl and then have her friend google you so she can watch a video you made in 2005.
still judging from three provinces away.
I could never be on fear factor because what if you came in second? And you ate a live bug for no reason at all. Ugh, I could do any of the stuff, except anything to do with bugs. God. And imagine not winning after eating a bug.
the bachelor promo where it’s just the girl crying. I guess if you aren’t into the show already they figure you never will be. Like, what kind of person is that promo attracting?
what the actual fuck
so i found out today that since i’m doing all my courses online next semester, I don’t qualify for student loans. and tonight I was talking to this bro I know, but don’t talk to very often, and mentioned it. and out of nowhere he’s like ok, how much is it, i’ll pay for it. WHAT
….WHAT.
I’m so confused. First, I thought that if someone ever offered me...
new diet idea
get your teeth professionally whitened and then for the next two days eat nothing because your teeth hurt so badly.
Already figured out my new years resolution. Something something stop embarrassing yourself in public. The end.