August 2009
19 posts
Solid Life Effort, Sarah
I think the quality of my attitude is inversely proportional to the amount of swearing I do.
Yeah, today we’re at about one in every six words.
I'm not sure that it would be possible to...
I'm having a moment.
I spend $250 dollars on groceries today. Two Hundred and Fifty Mother Fucking Dollars. Obviously, this isn’t just food for me. It’s food for the jolly green fucking giant I live with - and we ‘split’ groceries. Except I think it would take me six months to eat that amount of food. So we split the cost. I need a couple minutes.
Two hundred and fifty dollars. Mama...
Honest to God, people.
Deodorant.
It should be an important part of your day.
Yeah, you.
My coworker is talking to his drug dealer on the phone. At work. Loudly.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Hey, you’re a pretty cool person, and I need your email address for some reason. Sorry, what was that? Sexythang_2007@hotmail.com? Excuse me? Wait a second, you give that out to people? With a straight face? I’m sure there’s a possiblity that you were a sexy thang in 2007, but now you’re just an idiot with a ridiculous email address. I have no respect for you. And...
bringtheruckuss:livejamie:
The Beach Boys -...
Today
Ate two pieces of cheese and a cream soda for breakfast.
Watched three episodes of sixteen and pregnant.
Painted my nails an outrageous shade of red.
Ate three cupcakes for lunch.
CAN’T YOU TELL I’M A GROWN UP?
Current Status: Huge Loser.
I just watched A Walk to Remember for the first time. A movie starring Mandy Moore? Eff yes, I thought to myself completely unsuspecting. HOLY CRAP. THIS WAS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. Two hours of watching puppies being tortured would have been less traumatic.
Mandy Moore, you have melted my cold, black heart and touched me. You have touched my soul.
Thank you for attending...
Guetta ft. Akon - Sexy Bitch.
Listen, I’m...
