Sarahndipity

2009

December
November
October
September
August 22
July 18
June 15
May 89
April 61
March 57
January 107

2008

June 6
May
April
March
February
January

Sorry, I can't hear you over how...

Me: Can you pick up some flowers for your mom before dinner tonight?
Him: Good Idea, what kind should I get?
Me: Oh, whatever, something pretty. It might be nice to have some for our house, too.
Him: Ok.
Me: It would be really nice if they were lilles.
Him: Got it.
Me: But make sure that they're a nice shade of pink, not too peachy.
Him: Ok.
Me: And also make sure that they're not too opened or they'll die sooner.
Him: *remembering when the words boyfriend and manservant weren't synonymous*
Aug 25th
shorterexcerpts:(via juliasegal)  I wasn’t ready for...
Aug 25th

Solid Life Effort, Sarah

I think the quality of my attitude is inversely proportional to the amount of swearing I do.  Yeah,...
Aug 25th

I'm not sure that it would be possible...

Aug 25th
catherine-elise:justbesplendid:(via mytickledpink)
Aug 25th
(via meepmeepmeep)
Aug 25th
thedailywhat: Buy This: Cigarette-shaped butane lighter...
Aug 25th
dealbreaker:(via theidiotking)
Aug 25th

I need a couple of minutes of silence.

And by a couple minutes, I mean no one fucking talk to me today. This message is brought to you by...
Aug 25th

I'm having a moment.

I spend $250 dollars on groceries today.  Two Hundred and Fifty Mother Fucking Dollars.  Obviously,...
Aug 25th

Honest to God, people.

Deodorant. It should be an important part of your day. Yeah, you.
Aug 24th
My coworker is talking to his drug dealer on the phone.  At work.  Loudly. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Aug 24th
Hey, you’re a pretty cool person, and I need your email address for some reason.  Sorry, what...
Aug 24th
inlovewiththerisk: love.
Aug 24th
Listen Listen
bringtheruckuss:livejamie: The Beach Boys - Wouldn’t It Be Nice (The Girls Can Hear Us Remix)
Aug 24th
Stagette time.  You all behave yourselves, since you know I...
Aug 22nd

Today

Ate two pieces of cheese and a cream soda for breakfast. Watched three episodes of sixteen and...
Aug 22nd

Identifying with Mariah Carey

So, I don’t know if I told you all or not, but I’m going back to school this year.  My...
Aug 22nd

Current Status: Huge Loser.

I just watched A Walk to Remember for the first time.  A movie starring Mandy Moore? Eff yes, I...
Aug 22nd
Listen Listen
Guetta ft. Akon - Sexy Bitch. Listen, I’m sorry.  But it’s catchy.
Aug 21st
This is what my kitchen looks like after I’ve made...
Aug 21st
Let’s recap: I spent the entire day with a paper clip...
Aug 21st