February 2012
1 post
I think maybe blackouts are the universes way of making sure you don’t wake up in the morning and immediately kill yourself out of embarrassment.
January 2012
14 posts
worldsworst:
Sometimes I wish I could crack my spine by grabbing my feet with my hands from behind my back, transforming into a perfect circle; it would probably feel awesome. then while I’m at it I would roll away forever.
satanpositive:
i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
10 Words You Mispronounce That Make People Think... →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
Good article, although I agree with the commenters, that pronouncing the “t” in often is also correct.
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papa: and what are his intentions?
me: hahahah what? i don’t even know what that means. what are your intentions?
papa: to survive until i die.
December 2011
18 posts
molls:
This is the most beautiful song I’ve ever...
what girls say →
avicii is the new guetta and levels is the new sexy bitch
just stop ok.
sorry, excuse me for a minute I just need to watch a quick video of a guy that my bff went on a date with this weekend.
god it must be so embarrassing to go on a date with a girl and then have her friend google you so she can watch a video you made in 2005.
still judging from three provinces away.
I could never be on fear factor because what if you came in second? And you ate a live bug for no reason at all. Ugh, I could do any of the stuff, except anything to do with bugs. God. And imagine not winning after eating a bug.
the bachelor promo where it’s just the girl crying. I guess if you aren’t into the show already they figure you never will be. Like, what kind of person is that promo attracting?
what the actual fuck
so i found out today that since i’m doing all my courses online next semester, I don’t qualify for student loans. and tonight I was talking to this bro I know, but don’t talk to very often, and mentioned it. and out of nowhere he’s like ok, how much is it, i’ll pay for it. WHAT
….WHAT.
I’m so confused. First, I thought that if someone ever offered me...
new diet idea
get your teeth professionally whitened and then for the next two days eat nothing because your teeth hurt so badly.
Already figured out my new years resolution. Something something stop embarrassing yourself in public. The end.
November 2011
20 posts
why do i watch dr oz.
i have every disease.
“If you haven’t contemplated murder, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t held...”
– Chris Rock (via live-to-the-point-of-tears)
every kiss begins with three to four vodka sodas
this guy i went on one date with a year ago (almost exactly a year) just sent me a facebook message asking if i wanted to go out for dinner this weekend. First of all, how do you know I’m single (I am, but that’s not the point). And also we went on one date and NEITHER OF US CONTACTED THE OTHER. That’s less than no chemistry.
Also it should be noted that when we went out for...
those commercials where someone buys somone else a mcdonalds sandwich and then tries to hide the price from them. like what you think your bro just dropped 30 bucks on a sausage mcmuffin? ok.
Turned on Say Yes to the Dress: Beverly Hills and found it was actually Exorcists: The True Story.
Is this the universe telling me something?
…interesting, interesting.
